Im back but my cord to my laptop broke so a just a little longer
*calls you by your url at your funeral*
girls who think saying nigger is cute
harry styles is a 19 year old Vacation Dad
here we have a wonderful piece of 13th century art
wow isn’t that just majestic okay let’s take a little closer look at this masterful work
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amanda bynes vagina found dead in apartment. drake prime suspect
my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office

“I like reading, free diving and hiking. But my favorite thing to do is travel anywhere in Greece. I love everything about that place.”
Harry Styles and mick Jagger are the same age. Just let that sink in.
Madonna and Taylor Swift are the same age. Let that sink in.
reblog if youve ever been called
-bread
-oprah winfrey
-pianist
-cake pan